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Terrorists Kill On-Plane Gaming

Thanks al-Qaeda. I've been longing to increase the inconvenience and boredom of air travel. And now you've made it so PSPs and water bottles are as safe to bring on board a plane as flamethrowers and poisonous snakes. So now I must remain parched as I stare at the back of a chair. Or read…a book. Well done.

"The plan involved the use of a peroxide-based solution, flammable when sparked by innocent-appearing small electronic devices."

“Every businessman needs to have his laptop on a long-haul flight, and now you won’t be able to. Even a battery-operated watch would provide enough power for a detonator. All you need is one shock,” said Alan Hatcher, managing director of the International School for Security and Explosives Education in Salisbury, England."

You. Crazy. Dicks.

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